Cameron Cannot Save But Will Profit from Christmas with Coffee

It has been four months since Kirk Cameron released his movie “Saving Christmas” to scathing reviews and some early labeling of it as “the worst movie ever made”. What better reason than that to merchandise off the flick and introduce “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas Blend“?

We kid you not.

The movie that didn’t sell is now hawking coffee that won’t sell either.

For $20 a pound you can get this deliciously described beverage: “The subtle sweetness of the Indonesian beans is intimately paired with the robust earthiness of the African for a truly harmonious and memorable cup”.

Could it possibly be more memorable than the movie?

“We saved Christmas. Now, taste the glory,” the tagline for Cameron’s coffee expounds.

In addition to a poor RottenTomatoes rating, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” was voted the worst-ever film on IMBD in December. At the time of the film’s release, Cameron encouraged his fans to support the film as well as the dismal RottenTomatoes rating it generated.

“Help me storm the gates of Rotten Tomatoes,” the actor wrote at the time, including a photo of him holding two tomatoes with “Fresh” and “Rating” written on each.

“All of you who love Saving Christmas – go rate it at Rotten Tomatoes right now and send the message to all the critics that WE decide what movies we want our families see,” Cameron added. “If 2,000 of you (out of almost 2 million on this page) take a minute to rate Saving Christmas, it will give the film a huge boost and more will see it as a result! Thank you for all your help and support in putting the joy of Christ back in Christmas!”

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